Rant about what you'd do to a character.
Exactly the title. I'm talking copypasta shit, full paragraph on what you'd do to a character.
Now that's comedy
God Damn it Slappy Squirrel, Imma give you something to complain about you fourth wall breaking, metafictional sexy ass gramma. Only acceptable sexy Gilf. Come on out that treehouse and show me them Joe Lasko G-milf titties. Dust off those old cartoon bones, stand up straight and stick ya chest out and wrap that squirrel cleavage around this dick. You want this nut? Start succin'. Get that buttermilk flowing and climb up on my shaft and bounce that thicc booty like an animaniac on muh kaaaaaawk. Then Imma flip you around and pin you down, smack dat sexy old ass a few times and then come a knockin' against ya back door. Nice and tight, cleaned out with branimaniacs and takin me ballz deep until I have to pull out and give you that nut you been craving while you mutter something vaguely critical and dismissive to the camera.
High five em.
