...if you were on a date with an amazing person, things were going great, and some amazing sex was certainly in store for the evening....

...when all of the sudden Aragorn son of Arathorn runs in and shouts
"The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!" ?

Call Goku to deal with him - he still owes me.

Probably do a fake laugh and then leave

lol

I guess we'd have to aid Gondor.

Kick him in his balls and go home so I can fuck my bitch

Call Doom Guy and tell him to bring the master sword to save Snow White who was kidnapped on Coruscant by Harry Potter on his mighty chocobo using the Fire Emblem.

Assume he's insane or chrischan level unstable and be weary of him while continuing with my day.
If he wants my help he's gotta pay up.

I’m staying home, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli ran like 100 miles in 72 hours casually when they found clues that the hobbits were okay, I know my limits.

If this "amazing person" isn't willing to join me in battle when Gondor calls for aid, they're not somebody I'm willing to waste my time on.

Be confused as fuck lol

Best answer.

In a fantasy sense, I would bring him to the side somewhere out of view of my date and knock him out. I then would leave him where he is and continue with my date like nothing happened.

If fake, react with disbelief.

If real, going to Gondor to fight

Leave them and have a 3 way with Jeffery and Kylar instead >B]

Regardless it's serious or not, Aid Gondor