a simple project. create your own twelve days of Christmas song, but lewd. you can either do one day, or the whole 12, that's up to you. Have fun!

On the first day of Christmas, r-3-4 gave to me, a porno-laden Christmas tree

On the 2nd day of Christmas, r-3-4 gave to me, 2 cheeks a-clapping.
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9175125

On the third day of xmas, r-3-4 gave to me, three femboys

On the fourth day of Christmas, r-3-4 gave to me,
Four call girls,
Three femboys,
Two Cheeks-a-clappin’,
And a Porno-laden Christmas tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, r-3-4 gave to me,
FIVE BEEFY HUNKS!!! :D
Four call girls,
Three femboys,
Two Cheeks-a-clappin’,
And a Porno-laden Christmas tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas, r-3-4 game to me,
Magical Girl Lesbos [ rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8346902 ]

FIVE BEEFY HUNKS!!! :D
Four call girls,
Three femboys,
Two Cheeks-a-clappin’,
And a Porno-laden Christmas tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas, r-3-4 game to me,
Seven whores a sucking,
Magical Girl Lesbos,
FIVE BEEFY HUNKS!!! :D
Four call girls,
Three femboys,
Two Cheeks-a-clappin’,
And a Porno-laden Christmas tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas, r-3-4 gave to me,
Eight milker mommies
Seven whores a sucking,
Magical Girl Lesbos,
FIVE BEEFY HUNKS!!! :D
Four call girls,
Three femboys,
Two Cheeks-a-clappin’,
And a Porno-laden Christmas tree!

(I hope we finish this by Eastern Orthodox Xmas!)

On the ninth day of Christmas, r-3-4 gave to me,
Nine bisexual swingers,
Eight milker Mommies,
Seven Whores-a-sucking,
Magical Girl Lesbos
FIVE BEEFY HUNKS!!! :D
Four Call Girls,
Three Femboys,
Two Cheeks-a-clappin’,
And a Porno-laden Christmas tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, r-3-4 gave to me,
Ten voyeurs peeping,
Nine bisexual swingers,
Eight milker Mommies,
Seven Whores-a-sucking,
Magical Girl Lesbos
FIVE BEEFY HUNKS!!! :D
Four Call Girls,
Three Femboys,
Two Cheeks-a-clappin’,
And a Porno-laden Christmas tree






I'd have gone with "five penis rings" myself...

On the eleventh day of Christmas, r-3-4 gave to me,
Eleven gonads gluing,
Ten voyeurs peeping,
Nine bisexual swingers,
Eight milker Mommies,
Seven Whores-a-sucking,
Magical Girl Lesbos
FIVE BEEFY HUNKS!!! :D
Four Call Girls,
Three Femboys,
Two Cheeks-a-clappin’,
And a Porno-laden Christmas tree!



Tenth, not ninth

Twelve cocks-a-cummin'
Eleven gonads gluing,
Ten voyeurs peeping,
Nine bisexual swingers,
Eight milker Mommies,
Seven Whores-a-sucking,
Magical Girl Lesbos
FIVE BEEFY HUNKS!!! :D
Four Call Girls,
Three Femboys,
Two Cheeks-a-clappin’,
And a Porno-laden Christmas tree!

And we have finished this just in time for Orthodox Xmas. :D