If you have a car and intentionally make it louder and keep it idling for up to 15 minutes, then off yourself. It is beyond infuriating to be woken up at 5 in the morning to your across the street neighbors because he has a massive ego and goes to god knows where. I genuinely pray for a car accident with him, mostly cause he also drives like a maniac, I’ve seen it

It’s very annoying but idk about offing themselves that’s a bit harsh

I just wish the one around me made better choices at least, put a bunch of mods on a civic when he honestly could’ve gotten a pretty cool car like Cadillac or a Thunderbird if he had just not suped a civic

My brother in christ .... you should be here to jerk off

I always enjoy when people use forums here like it's Reddit or something, sharing thoughts rather than sharing cocks

Share cocks, not thoughts
Share cocks, not thoughts!

Someone please for the love of God make this a copypasta.

Gosh someone really has it out for the 3am civic

bro is just compensating honestly

I feel you, man. I used to live next to a guy with this really old car and he loved to blow out his V8 engine every week.

im someone with a "loud" car so i apologize on behalf of this man. i do my best to get it warmed up within a minute or two and then drive off, and i NEVER start it up early morning or late night. and driving aggressively in suburban areas is never the answer. not everyone with a loud exhaust is a dick.

For sure. Too bad the bad apples are really fucking bad though. I have yet to hear a loud exhaust user not have to show it like it’s the only accomplishment in their life.

Update: I was woken up today by him firing his engine up, so I decided to try and be friendly and talk to him. I told him he may not be aware of his surrounding and to either drive away quicker or make it quieter somehow. This motherfucker got out of his car, straightened his shoulder to try and intimidate me and called me an asshole and that I was the one being an asshole for intruding on his property. I was on his driveway, so calling it intruding is a huge stretch. And then when I walked away, he made the most obnoxious engine rev of all time and drove away like a speed demon.

Don’t apologize. You actually do the right thing and act aware of your surroundings. This cubt deserves a fist to the mouth

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