This one is less about sex and more about how crazy it was and also has become as of very recently. It's a long one, so buckle up.
Back in 2012 when everyone thought and/or memed about how the world was going to end according to the Mayan calendar of whatever, some people took it way too seriously. I think it was 20th December when it was supposed to happen, and leading up to that, people wanted to clear their bucket list - no regrets and all.
For me, it was just a pretty easy way to find girls who were gullible to that whole shit and wanted to let loose. Since that was a time when I entered the adult hook-up pool and was still young and attractive, most of December 2012 was very enjoyable. Clubbing almost always ended in a hook-up, even though the "impending doom" always made them flee into the next one night stand.
On one particularly unsuccessful evening, I was just about ready to call it quits when most people were either already settled on a partner for the night or were clearly not interested. While leaving, I saw a woman sitting on a nearby bench and sobbing her eyes out. She sounded and looked pitiful, especially with her thin jacket in the deep cold and cradling something between her fingers, so I was genuinely worried she was in serious need for help. I approached her carefully and gently called out to her.
It was clear she didn't expect anyone this late and she looked up like a deer in the headlights. But despite her ugly crying and smeered make-up, this woman was drop-dead gorgeous. Shiny blonde hair pulled into a ponytail while her clearly overly curvy body was pressed into tight jeans and a turtleneck that didn't leave anything to the imagination, and an adorable pair of glasses on her cute face.
It took me a moment to shake myself out of that stupor, but I asked her if she needed help, why she was in distress, etc. And although it brought her to tears again, she told me through her sobbing how her fiancé had dumped her with the "impending doom" that was coming, and that he wanted to live out his last days fully. The ring in her hands was his that he gave back to her, blowing off the engagement. Apparently he also hooked up with the next willing doom-enthusiast and supposedly headed to their place, telling the poor woman not to bother them.
I felt genuine pity for this poor woman who had a commitment ruined by a stupid apocalpyse craze, and offered to help her if there was anything I could do for her. Surprisingly, I was the first one to offer her genuine help, and she accepted after a bit of hesitation to at least come back inside the bar so she wouldn't freeze while we waited on a cab.
After we sat down and ordered something more mild and low in alcohol to warm her up again, it was a lot of awkward silence and breaks in the conversation. Completely understandable and I didn't try to push her, but still wanted to keep her mind busy somehow. Among all that, I asked a few times if she already called a cab, but she either said no or that she needed a little longer to calm down. Didn't want to break down in the taxi and such.
Eventually, we talked more. She seemed to exchange her distress and sadness with petty anger, starting to talk shit about him. I encouraged her in that and followed along, making vague and unbiased assumptions that got her laughing and joking as well. And my god, was her laughter brilliant and beautiful. We shared more about each other, and I found out she had a few years on me, but wasn't significantly older.
It was deep in the night when the bar was slowly closing down and gave us hints to leave already, so we got back into the freezing cold and stood around for a moment, unsure of what to do. I knew what I wished for deep down, but didn't want to put a woman who just had her life changed on the spot with a hook-up, so I didn't push. But she gave me a questioning, almost amused look. "Didn't you say you were living nearby? Or was that just to have something to talk about?" And I took that as the open invitation to take her home with me.
It didn't take longer than getting through the door before we were all over each other. My concerns were quickly forgotten when this bombshell of a woman practically threw herself at me and whispered to me that I should "make her forget all about that loser tonight". I was more than happy to oblige and give her what she needed, and it was clear she went out to the bar expecting for her ex-fiancé to get her that night. Or she loved stuffing her curves into lacy lingerie when clubbing, who knows.
We fucked each others brains out that night. I've never had a girl so curvy and soft without a noticeable belly, and her thighs were even thicker outside her formfitting pants. And although it's almost a bit shameful to say, but her desperation after getting dumped seemed to make her incredibly horny and kinky, if she wasn't like that before. The two best things we did that night: she had a total oral fixation and loved sucking me off, and I even got to facefuck her at one point while using her ponytail for leverage; and she heavily leaned into the whole engagement schtick to spice things up, and probably as a coping mechanism. And that has been forever burned into my mind.
At one point when she was on top and riding me, I noticed that she still wore her ring, and while I didn't say anything, she noticed that I noticed. Giving me a naughty smile and without stopping in her riding, she made an attempt to pull the ring off in clear view, but held for a second. "Does it bother you? Do you want me to take it off? Or..", she said and reached over to her purse where she pulled the other one from that her ex-fiancé discarded. "..do you want to really take his place?~" I didn't even think straight in that moment and the rush of excitement and lust was too much for me, so I eagerly agreed. Sat up with her still on top of me, now eye to eye, before she handed me her own ring and told me to put it on her properly. I didn't hesitate and did just that, sliding the ring on her finger again with a few loving words I can't even fully remember anymore. And she put "my" ring on me as well, sealing this incredibly indecent deal.
After that, it was just a blurr and mess of wet, hot bodies colliding for what felt like hours. We were "engaged" now, after all, and were doing it like newly weds on their honey moon. Swinging between kinky and depraved to wholesome and loving on a whim and whenever our mood changed. And I didn't even question this situation even with the many post-nut clarities I had that night. Why pass up such a woman? Who cares that I was only 19 and she was 25 and engaged mere hours ago?
The night didn't last of course and we passed out next to each other. Morning came and the realisations with it. It was a bit awkward at first, but we ended up talking it out. That it was a spur of the moment, that taking this engagement seriously would not be a good idea, and that while we had a lot of fun, there were more important things for her to deal with right now. Despite that, she told me to keep the ring as a keepsake and to remember her by it, and perhaps that eventually, this could actually happen. We had a lovely breakfast together, fucked some more again, just without the engagement "roleplay", and said bittersweet goodbye.
That was more than ten years ago. It really isn't too crazy, more wholesome that resulted from different crazy, although I can see why some might find this appalling or morally corrupt.
But here's the big twist and why I said that it's important again "as of recently", because this banger of a woman has recently gotten into a supervising position at my company, so she's very much above in the hierarchy, although not directly my boss. Most importantly, she's currently not yet married again, at least from what I have gathered. But supposedly, she's supposedly wearing a very nice ring on a necklace every day, claiming it's a present from someone she misses dearly.
Mind you, I just heard this from others. I didn't want to step into her office first chance I got, even though it's tugging at my heart strings. But I have every intention of finding out if this crazy coincidence means something.
Thank you for reading if you got this far.