Weird fictional anatomy
If fictional beings like werewolves or vampires were real, how would they have sex.
Werewolves and vampires are probably one of the least interesting ones to think about, with both being derived from mammalian creatures. Presumably they put a penis in a vagina, climax, and then all the other stuff from health class follows. Or maybe it's totally different, fuck if I know.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
vealbunny said:
Werewolves and vampires are probably one of the least interesting ones to think about, with both being derived from mammalian creatures. Presumably they put a penis in a vagina, climax, and then all the other stuff from health class follows. Or maybe it's totally different, fuck if I know.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
Werewolves and vampires are probably one of the least interesting ones to think about, with both being derived from mammalian creatures. Presumably they put a penis in a vagina, climax, and then all the other stuff from health class follows. Or maybe it's totally different, fuck if I know.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
Why would vampire sex work the same way as with humans? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to reproduce by biting humans to turn them into vampires, or would it be an either/or system.
SillyGayGirl said:
www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/c...gkk/vampire_reproduction/
www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/c...gkk/vampire_reproduction/
Accurate statement.
Edit:
By that logic would vampires have flaccid teeth when not hungry?
vealbunny said:
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
According to author Piers Anthony, there ARE male harpies but they're extremely rare, with only a handful born per generation. Female harpies are extremely protective of the males because of their rarity, and never allow them to leave the safety of the main harpy roost. In the absence of a male harpy, to reproduce female harpies must mate with male humans and male vultures in alternating generations.
The book that goes into this in detail is Castle Roogna, the third book in the Xanth series.
Is lycanthropy an STD?
OddAnomaly said:
Is lycanthropy an STD?
Is lycanthropy an STD?
A communicable disease, yes, but I'd bet it is almost never sexually transmitted.
Lothar_The_Elder said:
A communicable disease, yes, but I'd bet it is almost never sexually transmitted.
OddAnomaly said:
Is lycanthropy an STD?
Is lycanthropy an STD?
A communicable disease, yes, but I'd bet it is almost never sexually transmitted.
I doubt it, you could definitely get some messed up STDs from a werewolf but not lycanthropy from sex alone.
qadctgjmol said:
Why would vampire sex work the same way as with humans? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to reproduce by biting humans to turn them into vampires, or would it be an either/or system.
vealbunny said:
Werewolves and vampires are probably one of the least interesting ones to think about, with both being derived from mammalian creatures. Presumably they put a penis in a vagina, climax, and then all the other stuff from health class follows. Or maybe it's totally different, fuck if I know.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
Werewolves and vampires are probably one of the least interesting ones to think about, with both being derived from mammalian creatures. Presumably they put a penis in a vagina, climax, and then all the other stuff from health class follows. Or maybe it's totally different, fuck if I know.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
Why would vampire sex work the same way as with humans? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to reproduce by biting humans to turn them into vampires, or would it be an either/or system.
Well, I think it would be an either-or...but what user SillyGayGirl linked would also be a part of it...so like they could either use their teeth, or go all out and just use their dongs.
qadctgjmol said:
If fictional beings like werewolves or vampires were real, how would they have sex.
If fictional beings like werewolves or vampires were real, how would they have sex.
Go and ask you mother.
Or watch True Blood ;P
Harder_Daddy123 said:
Well, I think it would be an either-or...but what user SillyGayGirl linked would also be a part of it...so like they could either use their teeth, or go all out and just use their dongs.
qadctgjmol said:
Why would vampire sex work the same way as with humans? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to reproduce by biting humans to turn them into vampires, or would it be an either/or system.
vealbunny said:
Werewolves and vampires are probably one of the least interesting ones to think about, with both being derived from mammalian creatures. Presumably they put a penis in a vagina, climax, and then all the other stuff from health class follows. Or maybe it's totally different, fuck if I know.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
Werewolves and vampires are probably one of the least interesting ones to think about, with both being derived from mammalian creatures. Presumably they put a penis in a vagina, climax, and then all the other stuff from health class follows. Or maybe it's totally different, fuck if I know.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
Why would vampire sex work the same way as with humans? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to reproduce by biting humans to turn them into vampires, or would it be an either/or system.
Well, I think it would be an either-or...but what user SillyGayGirl linked would also be a part of it...so like they could either use their teeth, or go all out and just use their dongs.
I agree, it would probably be an either/or situation, but what would the result of normal sex be? A human or a vampire?
qadctgjmol said:
I agree, it would probably be an either/or situation, but what would the result of normal sex be? A human or a vampire?
Harder_Daddy123 said:
Well, I think it would be an either-or...but what user SillyGayGirl linked would also be a part of it...so like they could either use their teeth, or go all out and just use their dongs.
qadctgjmol said:
Why would vampire sex work the same way as with humans? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to reproduce by biting humans to turn them into vampires, or would it be an either/or system.
vealbunny said:
Werewolves and vampires are probably one of the least interesting ones to think about, with both being derived from mammalian creatures. Presumably they put a penis in a vagina, climax, and then all the other stuff from health class follows. Or maybe it's totally different, fuck if I know.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
Werewolves and vampires are probably one of the least interesting ones to think about, with both being derived from mammalian creatures. Presumably they put a penis in a vagina, climax, and then all the other stuff from health class follows. Or maybe it's totally different, fuck if I know.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
Why would vampire sex work the same way as with humans? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to reproduce by biting humans to turn them into vampires, or would it be an either/or system.
Well, I think it would be an either-or...but what user SillyGayGirl linked would also be a part of it...so like they could either use their teeth, or go all out and just use their dongs.
I agree, it would probably be an either/or situation, but what would the result of normal sex be? A human or a vampire?
Conclusion 1. Twins. One human one vampire. Conclusion 2. A hybrid. The results vary.
Harder_Daddy123 said:
Conclusion 1. Twins. One human one vampire. Conclusion 2. A hybrid. The results vary.
qadctgjmol said:
I agree, it would probably be an either/or situation, but what would the result of normal sex be? A human or a vampire?
Harder_Daddy123 said:
Well, I think it would be an either-or...but what user SillyGayGirl linked would also be a part of it...so like they could either use their teeth, or go all out and just use their dongs.
qadctgjmol said:
Why would vampire sex work the same way as with humans? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to reproduce by biting humans to turn them into vampires, or would it be an either/or system.
vealbunny said:
Werewolves and vampires are probably one of the least interesting ones to think about, with both being derived from mammalian creatures. Presumably they put a penis in a vagina, climax, and then all the other stuff from health class follows. Or maybe it's totally different, fuck if I know.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
Werewolves and vampires are probably one of the least interesting ones to think about, with both being derived from mammalian creatures. Presumably they put a penis in a vagina, climax, and then all the other stuff from health class follows. Or maybe it's totally different, fuck if I know.
I think harpies probably do parthenogenesis, being an all-female species. Or maybe the "human female" appearance is just mimicry, and they actually have male and female sexes with very little distinction between sexes. Mermaids could have more potential for variety based on the species of fish they come from.
Why would vampire sex work the same way as with humans? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to reproduce by biting humans to turn them into vampires, or would it be an either/or system.
Well, I think it would be an either-or...but what user SillyGayGirl linked would also be a part of it...so like they could either use their teeth, or go all out and just use their dongs.
I agree, it would probably be an either/or situation, but what would the result of normal sex be? A human or a vampire?
Conclusion 1. Twins. One human one vampire. Conclusion 2. A hybrid. The results vary.
Well what about werewolf human hybrids? Would it depend on if it was a full moon or not? If a female werewolf got impregnated in wolf form by a human, would she be more likely to have quadruplets or more?
Sidenote:
What about creatures like chimeras or griffins who are made of different types of animals? Would griffins have cloacas?
