They aren't on here because you can't put real images on R34. However you can't find them on RealBooru either because they don't fit the description of real porn. So what are they?

(not that I'm planning to upload them anywhere, even though I've gotten back into watching them)

If you're talking about those pics/vids where some guy ejaculates on an action figure or something, I think that is called a "cum tribute". They are not actually porn, as cum alone does not a porn make.

I mean, I know that they're cum tributes, but I don't think it answers the question...

the garbage. or the depths of reddit whichever you want to call it

Oh dear, not this neckbeard crap