Write A Porn Film Cinematic Universe!
Who will be the hero who will be the villain whatever
This is a recipe for disaster, but this is all for laughs, so I'll give it a shot, and make a really shitty story.
(You think of a name for this and the characters, I'm too fucking lazy.)
The story begins with a raunchy and unlikable 18 year old sitting in his trashy room, kicked out of his parent's house for multiple reasons, he now lives (sorta) alone among the filthy rats and cockroaches that skitter across the floor and mounds of monster energy cans that nearly reach the damn ceiling. After doing his daily routine of jacking off and cumming all over a dirty shirt with some rather well known rabbit character that plays basketball on it, he hears his doorbell ring. Upon opening the door, he finds a package sitting there waiting for him. Terrified of the outside world and especially the sunlight, he quickly retreats back into his house and tears open the cardboard box like a rabid dog ripping apart a dead rat. Inside he finds a dildo that he never ordered, enraged that the mysterious sender dared to condemn him as being gay, he throws the incredibly heavy rubber dick out the window and into the scorching sun, only for it to boomerang itself right back into his house, and into his goddamn mouth. He pulls it out in disgust, and the dildo opens up and sucks him inside it. He now enters a strange dimension where everything is like a classic fantasy tale, but everyone is incredibly horny. Believing he's found true paradise, he explores the nearby kingdom. Only for a man to stop him and explain that the princess of the kingdom has been kidnapped by some random guy that's evil for some reason, after being shown a picture of this princess with massive tits and an ass the size of two beach balls, the young man sets out on a journey to rescue the princess, armed only with a pocket pussy that sets people on fucking fire if they try to steal it from him. With him on this incredibly cringy journey is a femboy that has the wings of an angel, but the horns of a devil, who repeatedly tries to seduce the young man. After failing multiple times throughout their journey, the weird demon angel hybrid femboy dude gives up, and the two finally reach the villains lair, only to find out that the princess has already perished. Angry that this grueling trek was all for nothing, the two dumbasses battle the old ugly bastard looking villain to the death, with our main character ultimately winning the battle and banishing the old fucker to sex toy story land. However, the young man's companion was mortally wounded, and dies in our main character's arms. Distraught at the loss of his only friend, he comes up with the only thing he can think of in an attempt to bring his annoying but lovable new friend back from the beyond, our hero pulls down his pants, rips off his dead friend's panties, and shoves his puny dick into his ass. (Clearly we're now exploring a rather freaky fetish here.) The idea works, and his friend comes back from the dead with a loud moan of unspeakable pleasure that our main character has never heard come out of his own mouth, our main character is now gay, and the film ends with the two having freaking fantasy anal sex in a smoldering lava landscape.
Why. Did. I. Even. Bother.
The story begins with a raunchy and unlikable 18 year old sitting in his trashy room, kicked out of his parent's house for multiple reasons, he now lives (sorta) alone among the filthy rats and cockroaches that skitter across the floor and mounds of monster energy cans that nearly reach the damn ceiling. After doing his daily routine of jacking off and cumming all over a dirty shirt with some rather well known rabbit character that plays basketball on it, he hears his doorbell ring. Upon opening the door, he finds a package sitting there waiting for him. Terrified of the outside world and especially the sunlight, he quickly retreats back into his house and tears open the cardboard box like a rabid dog ripping apart a dead rat. Inside he finds a dildo that he never ordered, enraged that the mysterious sender dared to condemn him as being gay, he throws the incredibly heavy rubber dick out the window and into the scorching sun, only for it to boomerang itself right back into his house, and into his goddamn mouth. He pulls it out in disgust, and the dildo opens up and sucks him inside it. He now enters a strange dimension where everything is like a classic fantasy tale, but everyone is incredibly horny. Believing he's found true paradise, he explores the nearby kingdom. Only for a man to stop him and explain that the princess of the kingdom has been kidnapped by some random guy that's evil for some reason, after being shown a picture of this princess with massive tits and an ass the size of two beach balls, the young man sets out on a journey to rescue the princess, armed only with a pocket pussy that sets people on fucking fire if they try to steal it from him. With him on this incredibly cringy journey is a femboy that has the wings of an angel, but the horns of a devil, who repeatedly tries to seduce the young man. After failing multiple times throughout their journey, the weird demon angel hybrid femboy dude gives up, and the two finally reach the villains lair, only to find out that the princess has already perished. Angry that this grueling trek was all for nothing, the two dumbasses battle the old ugly bastard looking villain to the death, with our main character ultimately winning the battle and banishing the old fucker to sex toy story land. However, the young man's companion was mortally wounded, and dies in our main character's arms. Distraught at the loss of his only friend, he comes up with the only thing he can think of in an attempt to bring his annoying but lovable new friend back from the beyond, our hero pulls down his pants, rips off his dead friend's panties, and shoves his puny dick into his ass. (Clearly we're now exploring a rather freaky fetish here.) The idea works, and his friend comes back from the dead with a loud moan of unspeakable pleasure that our main character has never heard come out of his own mouth, our main character is now gay, and the film ends with the two having freaking fantasy anal sex in a smoldering lava landscape.
Why. Did. I. Even. Bother.
Now that is something I might watch.
I agree.
Might I suggest a sequel film where the princess isn’t perished but is out in the life of glory holes?
Might I suggest a sequel film where the princess isn’t perished but is out in the life of glory holes?
denekogobrr said:
I agree.
Might I suggest a sequel film where the princess isn’t perished but is out in the life of glory holes?
I agree.
Might I suggest a sequel film where the princess isn’t perished but is out in the life of glory holes?
Didn't expect people to actually like this (Unless you're all just fucking with me.), but I guess I'll think about it.
Sheepd-Up said:
Didn't expect people to actually like this (Unless you're all just fucking with me.), but I guess I'll think about it.
oh no that was amazing writing, I’m being fr.
denekogobrr said:
I agree.
Might I suggest a sequel film where the princess isn’t perished but is out in the life of glory holes?
I agree.
Might I suggest a sequel film where the princess isn’t perished but is out in the life of glory holes?
Didn't expect people to actually like this (Unless you're all just fucking with me.), but I guess I'll think about it.
I came
I don't know how to feel about that story, but I imagine a side character who absolutely despises sex and stuff just kinda popping in and out of the story.
Sheepd-Up said:
(You think of a name for this and the characters, I'm too fucking lazy.)
The story begins with a raunchy and unlikable 18 year old sitting in his trashy room, kicked out of his parent's house for multiple reasons, he now lives (sorta) alone among the filthy rats and cockroaches that skitter across the floor and mounds of monster energy cans that nearly reach the damn ceiling. After doing his daily routine of jacking off and cumming all over a dirty shirt with some rather well known rabbit character that plays basketball on it, he hears his doorbell ring. Upon opening the door, he finds a package sitting there waiting for him. Terrified of the outside world and especially the sunlight, he quickly retreats back into his house and tears open the cardboard box like a rabid dog ripping apart a dead rat. Inside he finds a dildo that he never ordered, enraged that the mysterious sender dared to condemn him as being gay, he throws the incredibly heavy rubber dick out the window and into the scorching sun, only for it to boomerang itself right back into his house, and into his goddamn mouth. He pulls it out in disgust, and the dildo opens up and sucks him inside it. He now enters a strange dimension where everything is like a classic fantasy tale, but everyone is incredibly horny. Believing he's found true paradise, he explores the nearby kingdom. Only for a man to stop him and explain that the princess of the kingdom has been kidnapped by some random guy that's evil for some reason, after being shown a picture of this princess with massive tits and an ass the size of two beach balls, the young man sets out on a journey to rescue the princess, armed only with a pocket pussy that sets people on fucking fire if they try to steal it from him. With him on this incredibly cringy journey is a femboy that has the wings of an angel, but the horns of a devil, who repeatedly tries to seduce the young man. After failing multiple times throughout their journey, the weird demon angel hybrid femboy dude gives up, and the two finally reach the villains lair, only to find out that the princess has already perished. Angry that this grueling trek was all for nothing, the two dumbasses battle the old ugly bastard looking villain to the death, with our main character ultimately winning the battle and banishing the old fucker to sex toy story land. However, the young man's companion was mortally wounded, and dies in our main character's arms. Distraught at the loss of his only friend, he comes up with the only thing he can think of in an attempt to bring his annoying but lovable new friend back from the beyond, our hero pulls down his pants, rips off his dead friend's panties, and shoves his puny dick into his ass. (Clearly we're now exploring a rather freaky fetish here.) The idea works, and his friend comes back from the dead with a loud moan of unspeakable pleasure that our main character has never heard come out of his own mouth, our main character is now gay, and the film ends with the two having freaking fantasy anal sex in a smoldering lava landscape.
Why. Did. I. Even. Bother.
(You think of a name for this and the characters, I'm too fucking lazy.)
The story begins with a raunchy and unlikable 18 year old sitting in his trashy room, kicked out of his parent's house for multiple reasons, he now lives (sorta) alone among the filthy rats and cockroaches that skitter across the floor and mounds of monster energy cans that nearly reach the damn ceiling. After doing his daily routine of jacking off and cumming all over a dirty shirt with some rather well known rabbit character that plays basketball on it, he hears his doorbell ring. Upon opening the door, he finds a package sitting there waiting for him. Terrified of the outside world and especially the sunlight, he quickly retreats back into his house and tears open the cardboard box like a rabid dog ripping apart a dead rat. Inside he finds a dildo that he never ordered, enraged that the mysterious sender dared to condemn him as being gay, he throws the incredibly heavy rubber dick out the window and into the scorching sun, only for it to boomerang itself right back into his house, and into his goddamn mouth. He pulls it out in disgust, and the dildo opens up and sucks him inside it. He now enters a strange dimension where everything is like a classic fantasy tale, but everyone is incredibly horny. Believing he's found true paradise, he explores the nearby kingdom. Only for a man to stop him and explain that the princess of the kingdom has been kidnapped by some random guy that's evil for some reason, after being shown a picture of this princess with massive tits and an ass the size of two beach balls, the young man sets out on a journey to rescue the princess, armed only with a pocket pussy that sets people on fucking fire if they try to steal it from him. With him on this incredibly cringy journey is a femboy that has the wings of an angel, but the horns of a devil, who repeatedly tries to seduce the young man. After failing multiple times throughout their journey, the weird demon angel hybrid femboy dude gives up, and the two finally reach the villains lair, only to find out that the princess has already perished. Angry that this grueling trek was all for nothing, the two dumbasses battle the old ugly bastard looking villain to the death, with our main character ultimately winning the battle and banishing the old fucker to sex toy story land. However, the young man's companion was mortally wounded, and dies in our main character's arms. Distraught at the loss of his only friend, he comes up with the only thing he can think of in an attempt to bring his annoying but lovable new friend back from the beyond, our hero pulls down his pants, rips off his dead friend's panties, and shoves his puny dick into his ass. (Clearly we're now exploring a rather freaky fetish here.) The idea works, and his friend comes back from the dead with a loud moan of unspeakable pleasure that our main character has never heard come out of his own mouth, our main character is now gay, and the film ends with the two having freaking fantasy anal sex in a smoldering lava landscape.
Why. Did. I. Even. Bother.
Sheepd-Up said:
(You think of a name for this and the characters, I'm too fucking lazy.)
The story begins with a raunchy and unlikable 18 year old sitting in his trashy room, kicked out of his parent's house for multiple reasons, he now lives (sorta) alone among the filthy rats and cockroaches that skitter across the floor and mounds of monster energy cans that nearly reach the damn ceiling. After doing his daily routine of jacking off and cumming all over a dirty shirt with some rather well known rabbit character that plays basketball on it, he hears his doorbell ring. Upon opening the door, he finds a package sitting there waiting for him. Terrified of the outside world and especially the sunlight, he quickly retreats back into his house and tears open the cardboard box like a rabid dog ripping apart a dead rat. Inside he finds a dildo that he never ordered, enraged that the mysterious sender dared to condemn him as being gay, he throws the incredibly heavy rubber dick out the window and into the scorching sun, only for it to boomerang itself right back into his house, and into his goddamn mouth. He pulls it out in disgust, and the dildo opens up and sucks him inside it. He now enters a strange dimension where everything is like a classic fantasy tale, but everyone is incredibly horny. Believing he's found true paradise, he explores the nearby kingdom. Only for a man to stop him and explain that the princess of the kingdom has been kidnapped by some random guy that's evil for some reason, after being shown a picture of this princess with massive tits and an ass the size of two beach balls, the young man sets out on a journey to rescue the princess, armed only with a pocket pussy that sets people on fucking fire if they try to steal it from him. With him on this incredibly cringy journey is a femboy that has the wings of an angel, but the horns of a devil, who repeatedly tries to seduce the young man. After failing multiple times throughout their journey, the weird demon angel hybrid femboy dude gives up, and the two finally reach the villains lair, only to find out that the princess has already perished. Angry that this grueling trek was all for nothing, the two dumbasses battle the old ugly bastard looking villain to the death, with our main character ultimately winning the battle and banishing the old fucker to sex toy story land. However, the young man's companion was mortally wounded, and dies in our main character's arms. Distraught at the loss of his only friend, he comes up with the only thing he can think of in an attempt to bring his annoying but lovable new friend back from the beyond, our hero pulls down his pants, rips off his dead friend's panties, and shoves his puny dick into his ass. (Clearly we're now exploring a rather freaky fetish here.) The idea works, and his friend comes back from the dead with a loud moan of unspeakable pleasure that our main character has never heard come out of his own mouth, our main character is now gay, and the film ends with the two having freaking fantasy anal sex in a smoldering lava landscape.
Why. Did. I. Even. Bother.
This. Is. Cinema!
(You think of a name for this and the characters, I'm too fucking lazy.)
The story begins with a raunchy and unlikable 18 year old sitting in his trashy room, kicked out of his parent's house for multiple reasons, he now lives (sorta) alone among the filthy rats and cockroaches that skitter across the floor and mounds of monster energy cans that nearly reach the damn ceiling. After doing his daily routine of jacking off and cumming all over a dirty shirt with some rather well known rabbit character that plays basketball on it, he hears his doorbell ring. Upon opening the door, he finds a package sitting there waiting for him. Terrified of the outside world and especially the sunlight, he quickly retreats back into his house and tears open the cardboard box like a rabid dog ripping apart a dead rat. Inside he finds a dildo that he never ordered, enraged that the mysterious sender dared to condemn him as being gay, he throws the incredibly heavy rubber dick out the window and into the scorching sun, only for it to boomerang itself right back into his house, and into his goddamn mouth. He pulls it out in disgust, and the dildo opens up and sucks him inside it. He now enters a strange dimension where everything is like a classic fantasy tale, but everyone is incredibly horny. Believing he's found true paradise, he explores the nearby kingdom. Only for a man to stop him and explain that the princess of the kingdom has been kidnapped by some random guy that's evil for some reason, after being shown a picture of this princess with massive tits and an ass the size of two beach balls, the young man sets out on a journey to rescue the princess, armed only with a pocket pussy that sets people on fucking fire if they try to steal it from him. With him on this incredibly cringy journey is a femboy that has the wings of an angel, but the horns of a devil, who repeatedly tries to seduce the young man. After failing multiple times throughout their journey, the weird demon angel hybrid femboy dude gives up, and the two finally reach the villains lair, only to find out that the princess has already perished. Angry that this grueling trek was all for nothing, the two dumbasses battle the old ugly bastard looking villain to the death, with our main character ultimately winning the battle and banishing the old fucker to sex toy story land. However, the young man's companion was mortally wounded, and dies in our main character's arms. Distraught at the loss of his only friend, he comes up with the only thing he can think of in an attempt to bring his annoying but lovable new friend back from the beyond, our hero pulls down his pants, rips off his dead friend's panties, and shoves his puny dick into his ass. (Clearly we're now exploring a rather freaky fetish here.) The idea works, and his friend comes back from the dead with a loud moan of unspeakable pleasure that our main character has never heard come out of his own mouth, our main character is now gay, and the film ends with the two having freaking fantasy anal sex in a smoldering lava landscape.
Why. Did. I. Even. Bother.
Post Credit Scene!
A Furry With A Foot Fetish Appears From A Portal And Says "my name... is Yiffery!"
Holy Hell: A love orgy
An angel named Ralph finds himself having the hots for a hot demon named Lilis. From hate at first sight to passionate love was truly a remarkable story of forbidden romance in the vein of Romeo & Juliet. After all, nothing can keep them apart.
That was, until the day that the corporate armies of Heaven and Hell declared their intents to fight each other once again when Michael and Abaddon unmasked the romance. As more angels and demons start to seek sanctuary from the impending conflict, Ralph and Lilis find themselves the new leaders of these defectors, with many discovering their feelings for the other species. When an party animal defector named Cupid Amore suggests the idea of a mass peace sex orgy to help prevent conflict, Ralph and Lilis must now organize a big eventful party to end the conflict once and for all. Can their lustful rave prove that love will conquer all? Or shall the armies of Michael and Abaddon once again scar the universe for eternity?
That was, until the day that the corporate armies of Heaven and Hell declared their intents to fight each other once again when Michael and Abaddon unmasked the romance. As more angels and demons start to seek sanctuary from the impending conflict, Ralph and Lilis find themselves the new leaders of these defectors, with many discovering their feelings for the other species. When an party animal defector named Cupid Amore suggests the idea of a mass peace sex orgy to help prevent conflict, Ralph and Lilis must now organize a big eventful party to end the conflict once and for all. Can their lustful rave prove that love will conquer all? Or shall the armies of Michael and Abaddon once again scar the universe for eternity?
FemboyWoody said:
An angel named Ralph finds himself having the hots for a hot demon named Lilis. From hate at first sight to passionate love was truly a remarkable story of forbidden romance in the vein of Romeo & Juliet. After all, nothing can keep them apart.
That was, until the day that the corporate armies of Heaven and Hell declared their intents to fight each other once again when Michael and Abaddon unmasked the romance. As more angels and demons start to seek sanctuary from the impending conflict, Ralph and Lilis find themselves the new leaders of these defectors, with many discovering their feelings for the other species. When an party animal defector named Cupid Amore suggests the idea of a mass peace sex orgy to help prevent conflict, Ralph and Lilis must now organize a big eventful party to end the conflict. Can their lustful rave prove that love will conquer all? Or shall the armies of Michael and Abaddon once again scar the universe for eternity?
glad to see the next entry in the universe finally arrive! GOOD IDEA!
An angel named Ralph finds himself having the hots for a hot demon named Lilis. From hate at first sight to passionate love was truly a remarkable story of forbidden romance in the vein of Romeo & Juliet. After all, nothing can keep them apart.
That was, until the day that the corporate armies of Heaven and Hell declared their intents to fight each other once again when Michael and Abaddon unmasked the romance. As more angels and demons start to seek sanctuary from the impending conflict, Ralph and Lilis find themselves the new leaders of these defectors, with many discovering their feelings for the other species. When an party animal defector named Cupid Amore suggests the idea of a mass peace sex orgy to help prevent conflict, Ralph and Lilis must now organize a big eventful party to end the conflict. Can their lustful rave prove that love will conquer all? Or shall the armies of Michael and Abaddon once again scar the universe for eternity?
geefmeenklap said:
FemboyWoody said:
An angel named Ralph finds himself having the hots for a hot demon named Lilis. From hate at first sight to passionate love was truly a remarkable story of forbidden romance in the vein of Romeo & Juliet. After all, nothing can keep them apart.
That was, until the day that the corporate armies of Heaven and Hell declared their intents to fight each other once again when Michael and Abaddon unmasked the romance. As more angels and demons start to seek sanctuary from the impending conflict, Ralph and Lilis find themselves the new leaders of these defectors, with many discovering their feelings for the other species. When an party animal defector named Cupid Amore suggests the idea of a mass peace sex orgy to help prevent conflict, Ralph and Lilis must now organize a big eventful party to end the conflict. Can their lustful rave prove that love will conquer all? Or shall the armies of Michael and Abaddon once again scar the universe for eternity?
glad to see the next entry in the universe finally arrive! GOOD IDEA! An angel named Ralph finds himself having the hots for a hot demon named Lilis. From hate at first sight to passionate love was truly a remarkable story of forbidden romance in the vein of Romeo & Juliet. After all, nothing can keep them apart.
That was, until the day that the corporate armies of Heaven and Hell declared their intents to fight each other once again when Michael and Abaddon unmasked the romance. As more angels and demons start to seek sanctuary from the impending conflict, Ralph and Lilis find themselves the new leaders of these defectors, with many discovering their feelings for the other species. When an party animal defector named Cupid Amore suggests the idea of a mass peace sex orgy to help prevent conflict, Ralph and Lilis must now organize a big eventful party to end the conflict. Can their lustful rave prove that love will conquer all? Or shall the armies of Michael and Abaddon once again scar the universe for eternity?
Thank you! This was based on a nsfw webcomic/webmanga script that I abandoned 3 years ago on Angels and Demons in the modern day as insurance providers
I'm surprised some porn companies don't have a continuity like this. Atleast some of the ones in the 80s tried to. Woodrocket might be the closest I could think of. I'm sure theirs some Hentai Anime or Manga that attempted something like this.
