So.


What penis-looking thing would you use for a bit of satisfaction?


Me personally (and maybe out of the ordinary-) one of those round hairbrush handles. lol

I used a toothbrush handle when i was young teen..
I think I might even prefer thinner stuff, so i should probably get an even smaller/thinner dildo than what i currently have. Any1 got a recommendation for sub 3cm diameter dildo w. normal length?

Shampoo bottles usually.

I used an empty soda bottle once when i was sleeping over with a friend because i was really horny and it was the best thing i could find. :/

Not me personally, but I'd suggest a mag light flashlight, the kind cops and security carry. Long, thick, cool metal shaft… kinda want to try it now, don’t you?

I used a plastic toothbrush carrier before. It’s not really big, but it gets the job done

Empty pill container. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I've used pens and sharpies in a pinch. Tried a banana once but that was something of a disaster.



I love that image. On my back, legs spread, mag light buried in me with the beam trained on the nightsky. The Slut Signal.

Went into my mothers room grabbed the lube and dildo from her drawer shoved it up my ass and started stroking my shit for the next 5 hours on and off to incest and hentai i came so much dick couldnt get hard for a couple weeks but i was depraved well before that

Crayola. Marker.

I once used a small cucumber.

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Ive used a pen bruh, im literally that girl from ddlc.

weirdest one I've used before Is a wii remote, kind of an interesting experience

I remember once when I worked selling school supplies I went to the bathroom to finger myself and I ended up using a pen that I later sold to a kinda hot guy