Hello again, my fellow horny friends!
So, I watched a video (link at bottom), Where a guy sucks off another guy using a grapefruit. I thought to myself "That sounds amazing!" However, I only had oranges on hand. I thought that was similar enough, so I pressed on. I cut out the half of the orange, Cut out a hole in it for my dick, Then jacked off as normal to start. When I thought I was hard enough, I stuck it in.
God DAMN did it feel good! At least, at the start.
It was so tight when I stuck it in, & so moist! However, after about a minute of shaft-rubbing, it started to deteriorate, eventually becoming unusable after another minute. I ultimately consider this attempt a bust, only getting a sticky dick & a shower out of it. I did find out why people like lotion when they jack off from this though!

Anyhow, Did you ever try this? Did you have the same experience as me? I would like to try this again with an actual grapefruit, but would like your opinion on the real Mc.Coy before I give it another go. Either way, I hope you enjoyed the story!

-Nrcrpodge, Your Pal.

(P.S: Here's the aforementioned link:
rule34.xxx/index.php?page...ags=horntfrog&index=1

Don't think you're allowed to post links to IRL porn, though I could be mistaken.

It's furry, don't worry. But could have easily found the video on the site.

Yep, that exact video is on here, too.

Basically it's a "Cheater's Blowjob"* using a grapefruit slice instead of a hand. If the grapefruit is cold that might add a slight difference, but it doesn't seem particularly enticing to me.

* A "Cheater's Blowjob" is when someone uses their hand in addition to their mouth to perform fellatio instead of using only their mouth and nothing else. It is often used to compensate for a lack of skills or experience.