Heyy making a new homestuck threed cus the last one is dead
So post whatever homestuck headcanons you got

Terezi has an odd fascination with Columbo that has only worsened over time

I'm talking on the behalf of someone else but I kinda like the headcanon so I'll say it: Kanaya has a biting kink.

Babe that's totally cannon
The amount of art of Kanaya biting someone that it's basically canon

It evolved from necessary to drink blood to kink.
Such progression, much wow.

Oh, I meant...

Kanaya being bitten.

I think it goes both ways.

It's only be fair that it does.

If Kanaya is into biting, then Terezi has an oral fixation and Kankri and Aranea both literally get off on the sound of their own voice.

Kankri would deny it, Aranea just casually accepts it as fact before continuing her lore-filled ramblings

Let's take it actually literally. Aranea masturbating while rambling in the void all alone sounds funny.

The more I think about it, the more that it seems like something she'd do. That or she'd do it at her exposition stand, Peanuts art style and all.

I wouldn't be a fan of Peanuts-style smut but her starting to play with herself mindlessly while she was busy rambling after getting paid at her booth sounds hilarious.

And hot, of course.

I think someone did do art of her getting face-fucked at her booth once or twice before. Agal did it I think?

Oh, yeah, I do remember it too.

I'm biased for solo smut, though.