Best sandwich meat debate
(Also would y’all fuck the meat?

Pastrami

Yes

Definitely pastrami. Wouldn’t fuck it, though.

Steak meat does it count

Maple cured turkey breast.

But I'd only fuck it if I was out of Mayo.

I always liked combining ham and pepperoni. As for if I'd fuck it? It'd have to tell me I'm pretty first. But I'd definitely fuck a girl with a whole pepperoni sausage.

I used to say ham but I think turkey, and I would not fuck it

I like ham for deli/sliced meat sandwiches over other meats like turkey and chicken, unless if you get a good, thick piece of them that has no bones and fit in a sandwich bread that is cooked are good sometimes to have. I wouldn't do anything sexual to meat or food in general, because that is weird to me.

pepperoni. and mayyybee lol

Sausages of all varieties. Also, sausage is a lot more "appealing" in it's whole form than when it's sliced.

Turkey with pepper
Spice Ham
Beef Bologna

Roast beef, and, no

Turkey and not a chance.
If you asked me 10+ years ago i would've said roast beef, but 80% of the time i've gotten roast beef in the last 15 or so years it's been medium rare and tasted awful, so it's usually poultry for me now.

balogna with bbq sauce is an underrated combo

Hmmm...

I can't see bologna going well with the tangy, tomato-based BBQ sauces that are the norm here, but there are many other varieties of BBQ sauce that are popular elsewhere. I can see bologna going well with the mustard-based BBQ sauces from the Carolinas.

Back to the question at hand, it comes down to either roast beef or smoked turkey as my favorite sandwich meat though I do like most of the others as well. Leftover sliced meatloaf is great for making sandwiches too, but I don't think it officially counts as a "sandwich meat".