Just an OTP Top Vayne sharing her experiences and occurrences being a top slut, think of this as a kind of "roleplay blog"

I will try to update this at least every two days

Hey guys, today I faced a pretty nice Irelia player, after two games I ran into her again (we both didn't make a single trade in both games and still finished 0/10, lol).

Anyway, I added her as a friend and we were working on a special greeting in case we meet again, consists of pushing our ass against the other being on all fours

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A mechanic that usually makes it a bit difficult for me to face Sett is his strange attack range, right hand hits have more damage and range than left hand ones, and I always forget about that, sometimes I get two or three free right hands while I'm just trying to farm or poke him a bit

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Anyway, I have to say that there's an oddly nice feeling about being poked by a melee champion.

One thing I love about playing Vayne in top is the hate fucking, nothing beats getting fucked by an opponent who hates me for being an annoying bitch online, however many times my opponents instead keep trying to take me and get back at me. me, they just give up, I've been thinking about how to fix this, and I've noticed that Riven had the same problem until she was given her bunny skin, now her opponents have a great incentive to beat her and fuck her

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maybe I need a skin like that Also, what do you think?

You are the bane of my existence, Jesus Christ. Pray we don't meet on the Rift, or you'll be receiving every inch of my lamp.

I...I hate it when I just try to help my ADC or my carry and suddenly...this evil Zed forces himself into me just to have his fun....

As a support/mid player, it happens a lot haha

Oh no, on mid lane I´m the dom mommy raping everyone with my tentacles

That sounds like a reward

Since I only know Top laners and I'm very bad, generally no one teams up with me, but if they make me go to their houses dressed as a cheerleader to cheer them on in their ranked matches, my masters never play badly, if they lose it's because I'm a bad cheerleader and I always receive my punishment for it

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I do enjoy people picking vayne top, thats an easy leblanc, talon or voli win.

One day I would like to be treated as a fellow laner at Top laners meetings, unfortunately they only make me dress like a slut and serve as a waitress

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As an anti-tank bitch, I'm actually pretty bad really, they always end up fucking me hard no matter how counterpick I am, so I've tried to strategize about lining 3v1 with other anti-tank top-slut friends (Irelia and Fiora) to avoid that, for It usually works for the first few minutes, but let's say after the opponent reaches level 6 and we're way behind for sharing gold and experience from a single line things get ugly, everything ends more or less like this:

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Hey guys! how are you doing at work? I'm doing really well, I met these guys at the office who play league, so we chatted a bit until they found out that I'm Vayne main, so they decided that I should hang out with them in the afternoons and be the group bitch as punishment

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