Gym leaders in Pokemon do infact bang their ace pokemon.
Lucario anyone?
Zebrastrika?
Lucario anyone?
Zebrastrika?
I’d wholeheartedly like to believe Tifa’s job when she’s not tending bar and keeping AVALANCHE’s hideout secret, is raking up funds for their missions in secret~ Whoring herself off in the slums, since there’s not a whole lot else for people to do there. She’s gotta make a killing with her fabric-stretching milkers!
Especially when the rich people from the higher sectors come down to visit; no one gives better head than a slum girl who needs cash badly.
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Eventually during their downtime between missions, she’s gotta convince Jessie and Aerith to join in too. More bitches means more customers, means more money, means more equipment to stop Shinra after all. It’s just simple logic!
Especially when the rich people from the higher sectors come down to visit; no one gives better head than a slum girl who needs cash badly.
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Eventually during their downtime between missions, she’s gotta convince Jessie and Aerith to join in too. More bitches means more customers, means more money, means more equipment to stop Shinra after all. It’s just simple logic!
Fujin is pansexual. Nightwolf and Raiden are ace. Liu Kang and Kung Lao are straight, but have no problem kissing the homies goodnight. Sub-Zero is either ace or gay, either way tiddies mean nothing to him. Rain is so gay that he loops right back around to being straight.
Skarlet has a surefire way of winning arguments against Kitana; she manipulates the Edenian's circulation until Kitana is painfully aroused. It's a dirty trick, but it works.
The Sindel retcon was unnecessary because Shao Kahn didn't need a wife. Shao Kahn already has a wife and his name is Shang Tsung.
Whomever designed Quan Chi was very gay and very horny...oh, wait, that's just fact.
Skarlet has a surefire way of winning arguments against Kitana; she manipulates the Edenian's circulation until Kitana is painfully aroused. It's a dirty trick, but it works.
The Sindel retcon was unnecessary because Shao Kahn didn't need a wife. Shao Kahn already has a wife and his name is Shang Tsung.
Whomever designed Quan Chi was very gay and very horny...oh, wait, that's just fact.
* Hulk actually has a small dick.
Nintendo_Fucker said:
Peach is an anal freak and size queen. She’ll fuck anyone, no matter what race, species, monster or gender you are. So long as you’re packing massive meat to split her insides apart with. She also loves getting her hair pulled and cheeks spanked~ Just a complete royal bimbo. Gives really good head too, she loves sucking people off. Not to say she’s not into yuri action either. She’s 100% into girls too, just have to be okay with sharing some insanely massive toys with her. She’ll also be a dom, if you ask nicely, she’s more used to being a bottom though.
Daisy fucks the least out of all the girls, despite her being the most brash and fun-loving tomboy. She’s a total bottom, and loves teasing guys with her body, but never actually following up. So she completely falls apart into a blushing mess if anyone actually teases her back. She just likes wearing revealing outfits for fun, which doesn’t help. Her favorite position is standing sex of any kind, she’s got the leg strength to last hours thanks to all the workout she does. Once she’s actually hot, bothered (and maybe abit drunk), she becomes a total party slut, down for any kind of fuck~ With any kind of person.
Rosalina is obviously the most mommy. She loves cuddling, smothering, and just making sure her partner is feeling as good and comfortable as possible, in and out of sex. Wether that’s acting like a perfect housewife, or becoming a masochist punchingbag so her beloved space travellers can let out all their pent-up lust and aggression against. She’s always thinking of others before herself! She rarely dresses up, though when she does, it’s almost always because her partner requested her to wear something saucy~ And she looks good in aaaaanything! And her being such a tall space goddess, she also has a preference for shorter males. Her favorite thing to do is paizuri.
Pauline is a massive freak, but also a professional. So she knows how to seperate her sex life from her business life. When she’s in private, she cuts loose. And is extremely confident in her body, to the point she’s the most dom of all the girls. It helps her relief stress from all the hard work she does every day. She loves lingerie, commanding her subs, and leaving red lipstick marks aaaaaall over~ She’s almost always on top, no matter the position. Being mayor gives her a sense of power, after all. Either for her loyal citizens, or the occassional unruly ape she has to quell down. In fact, she’s so dominant, it only takes a massive beast like DK to force her to submit. She’s out of her league when faced with a brute twice her size!
Peach is an anal freak and size queen. She’ll fuck anyone, no matter what race, species, monster or gender you are. So long as you’re packing massive meat to split her insides apart with. She also loves getting her hair pulled and cheeks spanked~ Just a complete royal bimbo. Gives really good head too, she loves sucking people off. Not to say she’s not into yuri action either. She’s 100% into girls too, just have to be okay with sharing some insanely massive toys with her. She’ll also be a dom, if you ask nicely, she’s more used to being a bottom though.
Daisy fucks the least out of all the girls, despite her being the most brash and fun-loving tomboy. She’s a total bottom, and loves teasing guys with her body, but never actually following up. So she completely falls apart into a blushing mess if anyone actually teases her back. She just likes wearing revealing outfits for fun, which doesn’t help. Her favorite position is standing sex of any kind, she’s got the leg strength to last hours thanks to all the workout she does. Once she’s actually hot, bothered (and maybe abit drunk), she becomes a total party slut, down for any kind of fuck~ With any kind of person.
Rosalina is obviously the most mommy. She loves cuddling, smothering, and just making sure her partner is feeling as good and comfortable as possible, in and out of sex. Wether that’s acting like a perfect housewife, or becoming a masochist punchingbag so her beloved space travellers can let out all their pent-up lust and aggression against. She’s always thinking of others before herself! She rarely dresses up, though when she does, it’s almost always because her partner requested her to wear something saucy~ And she looks good in aaaaanything! And her being such a tall space goddess, she also has a preference for shorter males. Her favorite thing to do is paizuri.
Pauline is a massive freak, but also a professional. So she knows how to seperate her sex life from her business life. When she’s in private, she cuts loose. And is extremely confident in her body, to the point she’s the most dom of all the girls. It helps her relief stress from all the hard work she does every day. She loves lingerie, commanding her subs, and leaving red lipstick marks aaaaaall over~ She’s almost always on top, no matter the position. Being mayor gives her a sense of power, after all. Either for her loyal citizens, or the occassional unruly ape she has to quell down. In fact, she’s so dominant, it only takes a massive beast like DK to force her to submit. She’s out of her league when faced with a brute twice her size!
This is why I wish I could upvote forum posts.
Doki Doki Literature Club girls in bed
Monika is a hopeless romantic. Takes things very slowly and sensually, would sleep with anyone if she cared about them enough, has a thing for being cummed in. Also probably a soft dom, owns a few toys but nothing excessive.
Yuri has the most ravenous sexual appetite known to man. Very submissive, borderline obsessive, DEFINITELY wants you to cum in her. Owns a lot of toys, somewhat masochistic but is also kind of ashamed of that. She turns into a totally different woman when she's horny.
Sayori is probably the most casually promiscuous. Bi disaster who'll shamelessly call her friends cute. Has a thing for anal, simultaneously adorably innocent and disturbingly perverted at the same time. Would be the type of person to propose giving someone oral beneath a desk.
Natsuki is really insecure about sex, and her body and probably wouldn't have nearly a high of a libido as the other girls. She'd be a blushing mess in bed and probably deny that she was enjoying it, but as time went on she'd open up. Most likely a closeted lesbian. Into light bondage and maybe wearing cat ears. Not that she'd ever admit that.
Yuri has the most ravenous sexual appetite known to man. Very submissive, borderline obsessive, DEFINITELY wants you to cum in her. Owns a lot of toys, somewhat masochistic but is also kind of ashamed of that. She turns into a totally different woman when she's horny.
Sayori is probably the most casually promiscuous. Bi disaster who'll shamelessly call her friends cute. Has a thing for anal, simultaneously adorably innocent and disturbingly perverted at the same time. Would be the type of person to propose giving someone oral beneath a desk.
Natsuki is really insecure about sex, and her body and probably wouldn't have nearly a high of a libido as the other girls. She'd be a blushing mess in bed and probably deny that she was enjoying it, but as time went on she'd open up. Most likely a closeted lesbian. Into light bondage and maybe wearing cat ears. Not that she'd ever admit that.
SinfulNoir said:
Team JNPR from RWBY is the most open to orgies, and has group sex with each other on a regular basis.
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Team JNPR from RWBY is the most open to orgies, and has group sex with each other on a regular basis.
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After Pyrrha died they kept having orgies.
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CatManDo said:
After Pyrrha died they kept having orgies.
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SinfulNoir said:
Team JNPR from RWBY is the most open to orgies, and has group sex with each other on a regular basis.
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Team JNPR from RWBY is the most open to orgies, and has group sex with each other on a regular basis.
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After Pyrrha died they kept having orgies.
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In her honor
Chara_Fucking_Dreemurr said:
* Hulk actually has a small dick.
* Hulk actually has a small dick.
Chara out here spitting facts
ferrousflora said:
Chara out here spitting facts
Chara_Fucking_Dreemurr said:
* Hulk actually has a small dick.
* Hulk actually has a small dick.
Chara out here spitting facts
There’s actually an old College Humor skit about that
Kind of a boring one, but I like to think that Mario and Rosalina have a sort of "friends with benefits" relationship. Being the first friend she ever had, Rosalina values his relationship with him more than the others; and one day, Mario was so frustrated with having to save Peach from Bowser all the time that one thing led to another and him and Rosalina ended up having sex. Ever since, he goes to her place from time to time to talk, spend time with the lumas, have fun and blow some steam off with her. She patiently waits for him to go over his Peach obsession so they can formalize something.
stan (south park) pets kyle's head after sex (as homies tho no homo)
also craig likes cat ears bc he saw furry porn of him and tweek when he was little and it was meant to be
also craig likes cat ears bc he saw furry porn of him and tweek when he was little and it was meant to be
Thanks to Blacwhiplash's art, I like to think that all of the boys from Gumball (except Darwin who is with Carrie and Gumball itself who is with Penny but still participates on occassion) have constant orgies and fight over who gets to be with Hector during them. :)
Amelie_the_Mare said:
Gym leaders in Pokemon do infact bang their ace pokemon.
Lucario anyone?
Zebrastrika?
Gym leaders in Pokemon do infact bang their ace pokemon.
Lucario anyone?
Zebrastrika?
Only gym leaders? I would assume most trainers haha
Leviathan from Obey Me! has hemipenes and no one can convince me otherwise.
