Lamees
06/04/22 05:31AM
Caught masturbating?
For the sake of having a laugh, has anyone ever walked in or caught you masturbating before?

I will go first, I personally have once. My brother used to sleep in a separate room while my sister and I in the same room. Before I had a bf, I would stay up all night waiting for my sister to be sleep to be able to play with myself, one time my sister faked her sleeping and heard me play with myself lol. She is a loving sister, only told me about it years after that.
ItsHase
06/04/22 05:36AM
Actually, I haven't been caught nor have I caught someone else. I am really quiet when it comes to masturbating and only do it at night when everyone is sleeping, or when they are not home. There was a close call when I saw my dad walk down the hallway (I keep my door slightly opened, yea I know massive risk lol, but only so I can see of someone is coming down the hallway so I can move fast and pretend like I wasn't jerking). So yea, haven't been caught... yet and hopefully I don't get caught
kroganbitch
06/04/22 09:56AM
Yes lol once my flatmate walked in on me grinding on a pillow with no pants on reading mass effect fanfic :/ I pretended I had a stomach ache and told him it was a period thing lol idk if he bought it but it never came up again xD
StrayNekoboy
06/04/22 12:35PM
Yeah I used to masturbate in the shower a lot and my mom walked in on me a few times. I was always sitting down so she never noticed as I would start pretending that Im just relaxing on the shower floor. I think that its fairly possible she figured it out tho.

And I forgot a lube bottle there few times because Im a dumbass... so yeah. She also came across a ring from my holy trainer once but didnt know what it is. I think I just brushed it off somehow.
Nova312
06/04/22 03:38PM
Yeah that happened to me once

Back in high school I often masturbated during lunch time, in some public bathroom almost nobody used. Though one time two guys walked in and started talking. I keept it down, waiting for them to go away, but they stayed for what feelt like forever. Until one of them tried to enter the cabin I was in
And I apparently forgot to lock the door. Yep.
He walked out right away at least, but they stayed just outside to ask questions, which were :
"are you alone ?"
"are you a dude or a girl ?"
I masked my embarassement with annoyance and I left without looking at them.
Kraos
06/04/22 03:40PM
Yeah. My sister picked the lock on my door and walked in on me jacking it to hentai.

She made sure everyone knocked first after that day.
hypnomiss
06/04/22 03:40PM
My parents a handful of times. No interesting stories though. Just like "oh sorry".
GlamityJean
06/04/22 03:45PM
Teddy bear humping
I have not been caught but basically when I was younger I came by humping a big teddy bear under my covers while friends were playing on my playstation right beside me, they fully knew what I was doing
Gargerr
06/04/22 05:19PM
Surprisingly only once, every other time I was completely alone/finished way before anyone had a chance to notice or almost got caught yet somehow hid just in time, like yesterday funnily enough.

The time I did get caught tho I was camping with my best friend, I thought she was asleep and I was horny so I started masturbating, turns out she wasn't asleep either and saw me. She's a very open minded and pretty sexual person though so she didn't mind and was never brought up again after the next morning.
Aeshya
06/04/22 05:34PM
i caught my lil brother masturbating once hehe
at first he didn't noticed me and i stood there watching him for a couple of minutes before he saw me
then i started laughing and closed the door
Soyokaze
06/04/22 08:31PM
My mum has seen me more than once. I guess I didn't learn my lesson the first time.
BiEmilia
06/04/22 09:11PM
Having lived with room mates for a few years, I have been walked in on several times by several people. And it's always while I'm watching something really embarrassing.
Smegmacoated
06/04/22 09:52PM
Yeah Don't ever walk into your moms room when there is a buzzing sound. I've seen shit that even the most hardened navy seal would be traumatized from.
sjvhskjd
06/06/22 08:47AM
nobody's ever caught me doing it, but i'm sure they know i do it
CombiChrist
06/07/22 05:15PM
Been caught by my partner once
Been caught by my mom once
Been caught by a roommate once
Caught my mom masturbating once
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