You are wondering the Boston Wasteland, during wastelander things, when a deathclaw ambushes you. However, he does not swipe at you. He shoves you to the ground forcefully, and that is when you notice it: his giant cock erect and facing you. Do you:
A: Let him dominate you. Tear off your clothes and utterly fuck you silly.
B: Resist, you are not going to be the cumdumpster of such a monster.
C: Take initiative. Suck him off first, get his trust. You'll fuck the beast on your own terms.
D: Offer to help it fuck a raider instead, while you watch.

first A, then C, then D >:)
If I have to pick one then C

Oh shit, these options aren't reflective of what I'd actually do. I guess D, because self-preservation is important in the wasteland... I say, when my real choice would've been to off myself since being mauled to death isn't quick.

B, at level 30 or so I got an explosive combat shotgun from a raider, that should sort things out...

Kill it.

B, All I see is deathclaw steak and free exp!

E. flick it in the forehead and see what happens

I have dumped every single one of my points into becoming a walking gun arsenal.

B. Speech too low for D.

Depends on how capable of consent it is. It's anthro-looking enough that I wouldn't feel too weird about letting it fuck me if that's what would make it chill out, but I don't want to take advantage of something with the intelligence of an animal.

B or D if it can't consent, A or C if it can.

F: Kick the dick or call in the bigger threat. Casadors.

A: i would love to get fucked silly by a deathclaw~

B. Quicksave, Med-X, Psycho, Jet, and start blasting.

Rip and tear until it is done.

Actually I change my option, E: run as fast as I fucking can, because I checked my save file, and in an open field with no obstacles, and no minigun, I'm dead.

I'd probably stop playing Fallout. That sounds like stupid quest line.

You have a point.