^someone commented "this post is dumb" but it got deleted a few months back. my comment now stands alone, punchline-less

^ how is the post itself like you?

this post is so like me fr

Chucklefuck sex let's go

"Ahhhh fuck stop laidos! Im a gut with ugh agh wife and kids ahhb! Fuckkkkkkk!"

Gah~! Ah~ OH~!! It's hitting all the right spots, making me m-moan louder~! Filling me with so much oozing cream!
OOOH~! AHH~!
Harder, harder~! I can't stop loving it, needing it, I want more, it's making my mind go numb feeling it! My body was made to be stretched out, constantly pounded, and embracing the feeling of that shaft pushing so deep~! MMMPH~! I can't stop begging for more, it's so good~!

Grahhhhhhhhhhh~!.... GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TAKE THIS!, this is what you get for calling me slave, you fucking fat ass! GRAHHHHHHHHH~! AHHHHHHHHHH....now I'll take you and pump that ass so much with my cock that you won't be able to erase it from your head~! ♠️

Pump their asses to the end

G-God.... unffh... I s-swear she is trying to make me obese every time I visit her!

I want her to crush me with her gut~

I think pandora would be fun to play with anyone want to be her for me?~

I always overdo it at thanksgiving, this year Im still hungry though, I think I need to get some more..

Haaah~ oh godI didnt even know there could be that much food on one table! Mmmph~and they gave me so many leftovers for the next week or soIm never gonna lose this tummy!

need me a king like dat imma even d both sub roles lol anything for daddy

CANT JERK OFF, SOLAS IS THERE

May me-ith be in-ith the middle-ith